Hahahhahahaah omg … poor bb … willst’n taschentuch xD …
Will mein Ram wieder :(
Brown Sugar Cinnamon Apple Skillet Cake | Erica’s Sweet Tooth
it looks like if the shark was talking about his problems
technically that would be ~her~ problems. If that were a him…. you’d know. dangley boy bits and all. XD;;
"Everyone thinks I’m such a bitch you know? But I’m really not I’m just opinionated!"
"Doug is opinionated and they never call him a bitch, you know. He’s a ‘leader’, ‘alpha male’, and an ‘A-type’…. But it’s the office harassment that’s the worst… ‘shake that caudal’ … it’s not like I’m shaking my caudal for ~them~ … if I stop I sink and can’t breathe. I HAVE to shake it, that’s how I swim!"
*diver nods compassionately, minding the jaws and teeth.*
"Warnings: Major character death—"
"Half of your OTP x OC—"
"Unfinished. Last time updated: 358451 years a—"
"Starts with your OTP—
—but eventually NOTP”
I LAUGHED IN TEARS ON THE FOURTH ONE